Put on a trench coat and sunglasses, then go up to someone and say, "Operation #162443 is now underway, agent #2045.
2.
Hide behind the Barbies and wait until some kid walks by. Then say in a really creepy voice, while jiggling the Barbie box, "BUY ME, CHILD!"
3.
Get kecthup from Mcdonalds and leave a trail to the male's bathroom.
4.
Set up a battle field between G.I.Joe and spiderman action figures in the toys isle and make war noises
5.
Put a WET FLOOR sign on a dry area and watch how many people slip.
6.
Switch the IN and OUT signes on the elactric doors and see how many people hit the doors, hard.
7.
Hug a REALY pregnant women and say "IM SSSOOOOO HAPPY!!!!"
8.
Go up to a couple and (young, arnet married) and slap the guy or girl and scream "The wedding is off!"
9.
Put lots of deodorant and body spray in someone's cart, then walk away holding your nose and gagging
10.
Hide in the clothes and when people come say someting stupid like "The fat man walks alone..."
11.
Go to the pans asle and start baning them together and yell "The British are coming RUN!!"
13.
Ask a walmart employee to get something for you on the veryyy top shelf and keep on saying "No not that".
14.
Take a picture of someone's I.D. tag that looks like you. Go to the one hour photo. Shop for a while and grab one fo those name tag things you wear around your neck. Then have a fit that you worked there first.
15.
Go into a fitting room, wait a while, the yell, VERY loudly, "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!" 3. While looking at guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressents are.
16.
Ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
17.
Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
18.
Look right into a security camera, use it as a mirrior, and pick your nose.
19.
When the announcement comes over the loudspeker, assume the fetal positon and yell, "NO! NO!!!!!!! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!!!"
20.
Dart around the store suspiciosly loudly humming hte mission impossible theme.
21.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, start crying and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"
22.
Go up to a clerk and in an official tone say, "Code 3" in housewares and see what happens.
23.
Hide in a clothing rack and when people walk by in a squeky voice say, "Pick me!!!"
24.
Ask an employee where the wall section would be.
25.
Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring in pillows from the bedding department.
26.
Ask why you never see the rollback smiley changing prices int he store when he's always on the commercials.
27.
Dress up in a costume in the Halloween section and act like one of those modeling statue things... then when some kid walks up to see what costume it is, grab their hand until they start yelling for their mommy.
28.
Crusify a cabbage patch doll using a jack fromt he auto department and duct tape. Kids will love it!
29.
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
30.
Attempt to fit other people into very large gym bags.
31.
Start playing football and see how many epople you can get to join.
32.
Fill up a shopping in cart with propane tanks and with a crazy look in your eye, ask where the lighters are.
33.
Contaminate the auto deparment by sampling all the air fresheners.
34.
Take one of those round air filters out of the box, place it on your head, and declare yourself king of the automotive department.
35.
Play soccer with a group of friends, using the whole stoer as your playing field.
36.
Ride a display bicycle or scooter around the store and say that your taking it for a "test-drive".
37.
Play cowboys and Indians using fake guns and run around the stores and "shoot" the customers.
38.
Ask with a crazy look in your eye where the matches would be.
